Alcohol

Liquor. Alcohol. I hate it. I've struggled with it before, yet it is not my personal struggles that make me hate it so. I truly now believe it is Satan's way of destruction. I did not believe this strongly about it until recently. It truly ruins lives. I thought that maybe it was okay in social circles. Clearly it is not.

Zodiac, Three Ten

Well...I knew it was time to catch up on a little film.

And so I have been blown out of the water...twice.

Just got finished watching Zodiac. Intense psychological thriller. And a true story to boot. I was chewing my fingernails. This is a film that should have won best screenplay at least.

3:10 to Yuma was incredible. True morality story, Russel Crowe's character is amazing. Seriously an amazingly acted performance by Crowe. You've got Christian Bale too. Also an awesome actor.

Well, I'm really tired, otherwise I would discourse more. But anyways, here are my ratings.

Zodiac: 8.5/10

3:10 to Yuma: 8.5/10

On Morons

Aren't there a whole lot in the world?

Well, I guess I'm not being specific enough. Aren't there a lot in politics?

Oh yeah, and education. Can't forget Norman Finkelstein (especially with a last name like that). Moron professor from DePaul University who took his idiocy to a new level:

Treason.

So this man who was teaching in a big university evidently supports terrorism. Not unlike the hundreds of other professors who support communism and Hillary Clinton(also treasonous). He recently told a television station in Lebanon that many Americans don't share his viewpoint of Hezbollah.

Yeah, that's because we're not guilty of treason. You know if we were the 'uncivilized' patriotic Americans of yesteryear this man would be swinging from a tree. And I would probably be one of the first to find a rope. Yeah, the dude supports an organization that is labeled a terrorist group by every country except the one he decided to do an interview in. I hope he stays in Lebanon and the Israelis get him the next time they are attacked by this 'political' organization.
Yeah, they may be a political organization, but also a terrorist one.

Isn't it funny how the two get confused?

I forgot to talk about another political group that seems to, if not enjoy terrorism, certainly not care too much about the problems it causes. You heard me, I'm talking about the Dems in the House and the Senate. The morons who are delaying
the Foreign Surveilance Intelligence Act. Yeah, the same morons who want to cripple America through the Feingold-Reid Iraq resolution. Basically the only Dem Senator I have any respect for is Joseph Lieberman. And that is because he is the closest Democrat to a Republican and has the courage to actually crossover on partyline issues. As we speak he is encouraging the moron Dems to follow him(read more at http://www.foxnews.com/urgent_queue/index.html#3bb81299,2008-02-26). This may be the first time I say this about a Democrat; May he succeed.

Its been Balian, and that's all I have to say about that.

To read the Fox News article on Finkelstein, go to http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,332360,00.html

Osama, er, I mean Obama

Sometimes the mistakes that people make on the air are very, very stupid, sometimes uncalled for, often inappropriate.

Sometimes they are not. Sometimes, they're just spitting the truth, and I think its funny.

NBC News made a little mistake the other day. When posting a story about the words battle going on between Clinton and Obama, the news station posted a photo of Mr. B. Husein Obama.

In all honesty, I've never seen a better likeness.

Yep, there in all his glory on the screen was Osama bin Ladin himself. Under the title Obama. I mean, some mistakes are inexusable; this one is just downright hilarious. NBC News denies they have a sense of humor, but there is no doubt that God does in allowing this to happen on National TV. That's great.

Now that the truth has finally been exposed about Mr. Obama (sp.?) and his true identitiy, I think you can rest assured that we hopefully will find ourselves with a candidate in November with the same values as America.

All joking aside, McCain really better keep thinking about Condy. Might be the only way to save America from falling into repression for four years of destruction.

Oh, I really wish Newt Gingrich would have ran.

Information for this story recieved from http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=cp_fpfs1pmkq14 .

You better have made your way to the polls

Wisconsin State Primaries...ah yes. Well, this was my first time to vote for anything larger than town government elections. I had to register with the Watertwown, WI, precinct, because I was lazy and did not vote absentee. Yes, I know, I should have. I will re-register for DeForest as soon as possible.

Who to vote for is probably a question that many people asked themselves...I mean, Huck, the most conservative candidate doesn't really have a chance. However, the way the system works, if McCain doesn't reach 1191 delegates, there's a possibility that he will not be chosen by the Convention. Very unlikely, however. Still, to appease my conciense i voted for Huckabee.

Honestly, assuming the Republican frontrunner is the man chosen, the only way for McCain to beat a candidate like Obama is to choose a very conservative running mate. Huckabee would be good, but Fred Thompson would be better.

Now, what I think would be very interesting would be the first African-American woman V.P. That's right, Condy. Ms. Rice would definitely be a solid choice. She's conservative, stable, someone to get excited about. I would be very happy if McCain chose her. It is a very interesting idea to choose the first black and woman V.P. A good way to combat either Obama or Clinton if the American people are so thirsty for firsts.

Weapons of Fate

Just can’t escape it anywhere you go
Follows you around, you try not to let it show
But inside you’re burning, you’re longing
The jealousy is eating you, an acid of the soul
You know you shouldn’t be like this, your tired of the fight,
Wanna hear something good, something soothing to your soul tonight.
But you can’t escape it, the problem is following you like a ghost of your soul.
And yet it is tangible, it is so real, and you want to leave, but find your strength is gone.
You can’t move, you can’t leave, you want to, but you also want to know what is going down.
But it plays out, it plays out in front of your own eyes, but you’re frozen,
You can’t move. And it kills you.
But what is the worst part?
The worst part is definitely the lies. The lies are the acid. The lies are the knife, the pistol.
And your soul can’t escape these weapons of fate.

How to Get a Girl in Four Easy Steps

Happy Black Thursday to all! I definitely did the right thing and decked myself out in black dress pants, black collared shirt, a black tie, a black belt, and black shoes. It's the only way to roll.

Sometime today I had an epiphany (Smee would say an apostraphe). Girls do not date nice guys.

It's true. You know it's true and it's sad. So today we will talk about how to get a girl.

Step 1: Be very sneaky and manipulative. Make sure that the way you win her heart is a decietful one. They seem to like this. The more elaborate the lie, the more likely they are to believe it, the more likely they are to agree to the first date.

Step 2: Treat her like she is just an object. This seems to be something that works very well. It is unbelievable how many people will date a girl based on looks alone. Of course, this is where deciet comes in a little more. Make sure you lie to her and tell her that the reason you care so much about her is because of the way she laughs, looks at you, makes you smile, all those sappy reasons that you don't believe. They love to hear that.

Step 3: Make sure you hang out with other girls behind her back. Keep your options open. You never know when something better may come along and you have to be ready to snatch up that opportunity when the moment arises. Keep your cell phone filled with other girls phone numbers. You need to have a backup plan once you get bored of her. Of course, cheating is a forgivable sin for many girls, so if this is something you feel the need for, go right ahead. She'll never know, and if she finds out she won't care, and if she does care, your cell phone is full of other options!

Step 4: When things start going bad, lie. Always lie. Lying is stellar for making a relationship draw out for a longer time. This will enable you with enough time to get what you want, and then throw it away.

Well, there it is. I'm telling you, that's how girls often get treated. And yet they stay. And overlook the nice guy, who quite frankly, doesn't care to stoop to this level. But he will allow to be treaded on whenever the opportunity arises.

It's Balian, ya'll, and that's all I have to say about that.